When the NYPD comes knockin'...get a deadbolt.

This one's a doozy and it's all true. All true. It's worth the read. Just trust me.

Last Saturday was probably, scratch that, definitely the most absurd day of my life. I'm not even going to have to embellish this story with lavish language to make it interesting. It literally tells itself, well not literally, that would be CRAZY, but you get the point.

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