When it rains it f'ing pours...

I lost my big umbrella... for the second time... And when I say "big umbrella" I mean, so huge you probably can't even imagine it. Big enough to envelop my entire body, to keep even my feet protected from the rain (and believe me I have a pretty long stride) Another note: I feel the need to clarify that the first time I "lost" my umbrella it was actuall…