Yeah, I'd Hang Out With Her

Yeah, I'd Hang Out With Her

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Yeah, I'd Hang Out With Her
Yeah, I'd Hang Out With Her
Shit on my face...

Shit on my face...

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Brittany Felton
Dec 03, 2006
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I find it increasingly interesting that I continue to find these little black specks on my face when I get to work in the morning. Of course I usually never discover them until a few hours after I’ve had ample human interaction and am positive that most people have wondered, as I do, what in the hell the black specks could be. Old flaky mascara I assume…

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