Yeah, I'd Hang Out With Her

Yeah, I'd Hang Out With Her

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Brittany Felton
Jun 24, 2011
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To the woman who looks like a cross between Kathy Nagimy in Hocus Pocus and Hatchetface from Cry-Baby (that Johnny Depp movie that used to play on VH1):

Hi. Hello. I am your waitress and I am taking your order and bringing you your drinks and your food. No, I did not claim at 5 years of age that this is what I wanted to be when I grew up and believe me..…

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