Note to Self...
When on the subway and trying to sneak a picture of some crazy ass boots, make sure to turn off the "camera taking a picture" aka "fake shutter noise" on your cell phone. Otherwise, you will startle the subject and then be forced to improv a lie claiming that the boots are fierce and that you'd like a pair just like them.
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