Yeah, I'd Hang Out With Her

Yeah, I'd Hang Out With Her

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Yeah, I'd Hang Out With Her
Yeah, I'd Hang Out With Her
My Valentine

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Brittany Felton
Feb 14, 2012
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Yeah, I'd Hang Out With Her
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My Valentine
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This year I'm excited to say that I have a date for Valentine's Day!!! Who, you ask?

MY THIGHS!!!!

That's right, I'm dating my thighs this year and it's getting serious, so I'm making this day as special as I can for us. This morning started out with an almond croissant (our favorite) and about a gallon of coffee.


Now, don't tell my thighs, but I have a …

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