I'm finding myself again.

Two weeks ago, I started working at a restaurant in a mall. I quickly realized that malls in big cities are crowded with European tourists. If you've ever worked in a restaurant, you know what that means. Last night, on a $150.00 check, I received a tip of $3.34.

I started drafting my resignation email in my head.

At 12:30, when I got home, after an hour …