Goodbye, Betsy...

You've done me well.
Through thick and thin,
Slush and snow,
The ups,
The downs,
The woes [of Winter],
You've been there.

Your sleeves may be short,
I found longer gloves.
You're not really THAT warm,
but you're still so damn cute.
So cute.
Everyone tried to find you.
EVERYONE [Jessica Baker].
Marc Jacobs tried to make you,
he failed.

Anyway.

It's time for you to go.
S…