Don't You Dare...

Try and effing tell me that a bunny is an ideal "city pet." Don't tell me it cuddles with you like a cat, I know you are lying. Don't put it on a leash and carry it around in a bag like it's a Pomeranian. Don't bring it to a fucking restaurant, let it run around while you eat in the outdoor cafe, and then act like the people stopping to ask you if you R…